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It is a good thing my aunt Harriet died years ago. If she were alive today
she would not be able to air her views on her favourite topic of conversation:
domestic servants. Aunt Harriet lived in that leisurely age when servants were
employed to do housework. She had a huge, rambling country house called 'The
Gables'. She was sentimentally attached to this house, for even though it was
far too big for her needs, she persisted in living there long after her
husband's death. Before she grew old, aunt Harriet used to entertain lavishly. I
often visited The Gables when I was a boy. No matter how many guests were
present, the great house was always immaculate. The parquet floors shone like
mirrors; highly polished silver was displayed in gleaming glass cabinets; even
my uncle's huge collection of books was kept miraculously free from dust. Aunt
Harriet presided over an invisible army of servants that continuously scrubbed,
cleaned, and polished. She always referred to them as 'the shifting population',
for they came and went with such frequency that I never even got a chance to
learn their names. Though my aunt pursued what was, in those days, an
enlightened policy, in that she never allowed her domestic staff to work more
than eight hours a day, she was extremely difficult to please. While she always
criticized the fickleness of human nature, she carried on an unrelenting search
for the ideal servant to the end of her days, even after she had been sadly
disillusioned by Bessie.
Bessie worked for aunt Harriet for three years. During that time she so
gained my aunt's confidence that she was put in charge of the domestic staff.
Aunt Harriet could not find words to praise Bessie's industriousness and
efficiency. In addition to all her other qualifications, Bessie was an expert
cook. She acted the role of the perfect servant for three years before Aunt
Harriet discovered her 'little weakness'. After being absent from The Gables for
a week, my aunt unexpectedly returned one afternoon with a party of guests and
instructed Bessie to prepare dinner. Not only was the meal well below the usual
standard, but Bessie seemed unable to walk steadily. She bumped into the
furniture and kept mumbling about the guests. When she came in with the last
course -- a huge pudding -- she tripped on the carpet and the pudding went
flying through the air, narrowly missing my aunt, and crashed on the dining
table with considerable force. Though this caused great mirth among the guests,
aunt Harriet was horrified. She reluctantly came to the conclusion that Bessie
was drunk. The guests had, of course, realized this from the moment Bessie
opened the door for them and, long before the final catastrophe, had had a
difficult time trying to conceal their amusement. The poor girl was dismissed
instantly. After her departure, aunt Harriet discovered that there were piles of
empty wine bottles of all shapes and sizes neatly stacked in what had once been
Bessie's wardrobe. They had mysteriously found their way there from the wine
cellar!
New words and expressions 生词与短语
rambling
adj. 杂乱无章的
sentimentally
adv. 感情上,多情地
immaculate
adj. 清洁的,无污点的
lavishly
adv. 慷慨地,大方地
parquet
n. 镶木地板
gleam
v. 发亮,闪光
preside
v. 指挥
invisible
adj. 看不见的,无形的
scrub
v. 擦拭,刷洗
enlightened
adj. 开明的
fickleness
n. 变化无常
unrelenting
adj. 不屈不挠的,不松懈的确良
disillusion
v. 使幻想破灭的
qualification
n. 资格,能力
mirth
n. 欢笑,高兴
stack
v. 整齐地堆放
cellar
n. 地窖
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