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Shaggy Teachers You to Introduce Yourself
My name is Shaggy. Aha, not to be confused with Shaggy from Austin Powers.
This is Shaggy, shagadelic shaggy,shaga1istic shaggy, shagnotic, Mr.Lova
svashaggy.
我叫Shaggy,不是《王牌大贱谍》里的Shaggy,而是令人神魂颠倒的Shaggy,超凡脱俗的Shaggy,迷迷糊糊的Shaggy,小可爱shaggy。
My age right now…I’m…30,31,something like that.
我的年龄嘛,算起来有三十一、二岁的样子。
My first crush…Let me see what my first crush is.
我的初恋嘛……让我好好想想初恋。
Umm...can not remember if I had a crush. Ahh, I wou1d say it was...this
girl…it was in my, my fourth grade class. That"s way back, too, boy. My memory
doesn"t serve me that well. My first, now it was a young 1ady...that I, I was
tota11y in love with and the only thing I had of her was a poster that I tore
out of a magazine and put on my wall. And I like a pervert, kissed the
photograph all the time. That"d be my first one.
唔……想不起来我到底有没有初恋了。唉,想起来了……那个女孩是我四年级的同学,哦,那都是很久以前的事了。我记忆力不灵光了。我的初恋情人现在已经是个大姑娘了,那时我死心塌地迷恋她,我只有她的一张海报,是从一本杂志里撕下来的,我把它贴到了墙上。我就像发了神经,整天亲吻着那张玉照。那就是我的初恋了。
My last love was a couple months ago. I can"t say who, but that would be
cool.When did I first fall in love? I don"t know if I was ever in love (small
laugh). That"s sad! But I think if it"s that little tingly feeling that makes
you want to see the person all the time, and that"s love. Umm, I would say that
was when I was about...Ooooooo...20,22...around there.
最新一次恋情就发生在头几个月前。我不能讲她是谁,但这才叫酷呢。我第一次真正恋爱是什么时候?哦,我还真不知道自己有没有真地爱过(轻笑)可悲呀!不过我想,如果有种痒痒的感觉让你觉得老是想到那个人,那就是爱吧。唔,那么说来是在我大约20、22岁的时候了。
The most romantic thing I"ve ever done now, let me see...would be renting a
hotel in Manhattan…the Waldorf-posh Hotel-getting a suite that overlooked the
park, going on a horse-and-buggy ride, get to the hotel room, have dinner first,
do the horse-and-buggy ride, to the Comedy store, have a laugh leave, get back
to the hotel room and walk in to the suite--it was a11 candles, and rose petals
every where-and just...be so energetic the windows would fog up.
我曾经做过的最浪漫的事是,让我想想……是在曼哈顿租了一间旅馆,叫Waldorf Astoria
Posh旅馆,从套房里可以远眺公园,乘马车进出旅馆房间,首先美餐一顿,然后乘马车去喜剧商店找乐子,离开,然后再回到旅馆房间,我走进房间时发现四周都是蜡烛,到处都是玫瑰花瓣一一-真是情调盎然,连窗户都有雾气笼罩。
The worst thing I"ve ever done to a girlfriend, umm.--and I did this in
pure fun was give her a weggie,"cause I"ve a1ways seen it done and I"ve, I"ve
never done it, so just one of the things I just have to do. She wasn"t amused
anyway, but you know, it was funny.(laugh)
我对女朋友做过的大坏事嘛…我做得很高兴,从她背后把她拎了起来,因为我常看到其他人这么做,而我从未做过,所以这属于我的必修科目。她并不感到有趣,但这确实可笑(笑)
I haven"t snoged anyone fame...we11,I have snoged some...someone famous,
we11,a couple of people that were famous, but I can"t ca11 their name because
they might be watching and, I don"t kiss-and-tell. Who famous that I like just
now ? All right...(sigh,smack lips)…I done her. What"s her name? Did her too?
So…Halley,Ha11ey Berry would be the person I’d like to snog, and I don"t have
much time because she"s almost married-(smack lips)So look out,gir1,when you see
me running up to you with 1ips,you know what"s up!(loud laugh)
我可没有拥吻过名人……这个,是有拥吻过……
某名人,啊,好几位名人呢,但我不能说出她们的名字,因为她们也许正看着我,我才不会吻了就到处说呢。我现在喜欢哪个名人?唉……(叹气,咂咂嘴)……我和她发生了关系。她叫什么名字?她也喜欢我吗?这么说吧哈莉,我想拥吻哈莉·贝利,但是我的时间不多了,因为她快要出嫁了。(砸砸嘴)所以说,女孩子要小心了,当你看见我嘟着嘴朝你跑来的话,你要知道后果!(大笑) |
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发表于 2016-7-9 23:20:13