中级口译训练：英语幽默小笑话2

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　　In the Eden,Adem told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”
　　“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”
　　“Sounds good,”Adem said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”
　　“One arm and One leg.”
　　“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adem asked:”How about just one RIB?”
　　　在天堂里,亚当对上帝说:”我太寂寞了,我须要一个人陪我.”
　　“好的”,上帝答到.”我将要给你一个完美的女人,美丽,聪明而且温柔,她将毫无怨言地为你烧饭,为你做一切事情.”
　　“那太好了.” 亚当说道.”但是,要做出这么一个完美的女士,我须要付出什么呢?”
　　“一只手和一条腿.”
　　“噢,那代价太大了!”想了一会,亚当接着问:” 一根肋骨怎么样?”