1. You never win an argument, because you always start crying before you
get to make your point.
1、吵架你是永远赢不了的，因为每次你把话说清楚之前就哭起来了。
2. Seeing someone else crying is guaranteed to make you cry.
2、看见别人哭，你绝对也会跟着哭。
3. But seeing someone else really happy can make you cry too.
3、但看见别人高兴的样子，你还是会激动哭。
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4.You're an expert at feeling your eyes prickle, and then not blinking
until you get to the loo.
4、你有一个独门绝技，感到眼睛痛、快要哭的时候，在去厕所大哭之前能够忍住不眨眼。
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5. People being nice to you when you're crying just makes it worse.
5、别人对你越温柔，你就哭得越厉害。
6. If you're drunk, you're a million times more likely to cry than
normal.
6、喝醉的时候，哭的几率要增加上万倍。
7. And there are loads of songs that make you burst into tears the moment
they come on.
7、总有好多首歌，前奏响起就能让你眼泪决堤。
8. And, if you wear makeup, you always opt for waterproof mascara.
8、睫毛膏永远要选防水的。
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9. And reading sad news at your desk never fails to get you.
9、每次读到感伤的新闻你也都会忍不住哭起来。
10. But hey, at least you're very in touch with your emotions.
10、但至少，咱都是耿直的Boy/Girl啊对吧! | 
发表于 2016-7-10 18:44:20