The Ashes of Madame Blavatsky故事

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The Ashes of Madame Blavatsky故事
    THE two brightest lights of Theosophy being in the same place at
    once in company with the Ashes of Madame Blavatsky, an Inquiring
    Soul thought the time propitious to learn something worth while.  
    So he sat at the feet of one awhile, and then he sat awhile at the
    feet of the other, and at last he applied his ear to the keyhole of
    the casket containing the Ashes of Madame Blavatsky.  When the
    Inquiring Soul had completed his course of instruction he declared
    himself the Ahkoond of Swat, fell into the baleful habit of
    standing on his head, and swore that the mother who bore him was a
    pragmatic paralogism.  Wherefore he was held in high reverence, and
    when the two other gentlemen were hanged for lying the Theosophists
    elected him to the leadership of their Disastral Body, and after a
    quiet life and an honourable death by the kick of a jackass he was
    reincarnated as a Yellow Dog.  As such he ate the Ashes of Madame
    Blavatsky, and Theosophy was no more.