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2012龙年情人节最新最全祝福搞笑短信大全(英文部分仅供参考，部分为意译，欢迎指正)
1.当你收到此条短信时，你已被精确测算出你的准确位置，当你看着短信微笑时，很不幸你已中箭。惋惜地说句：情人节不快乐那是不可能的哦！
1. When you have received this message, you have been accurately measure your exact location, when you look at the text message when you smile, unfortunately. You already shot in the back with an arrow. Sorry to say words: valentine's day is not happy that's impossible!
2.没得到你之前，我向上帝许愿，希望得到自己的幸福。今年我没有再次许愿，因为我有了你，我已经很幸福了。我也会按照和上帝的约定，记录下你我幸福的每分每秒。亲爱的，日记情人节快乐。
2. Didn't get before you, I make a vow to god, hope to get their own happiness. This year I not wish again, because I have you, I have a very happy. I will also according to made with god and record your I happy every second. Dear, diary happy valentine's day.
3.天可老，地可老，你我爱情终不老。情可尽，意可尽，你我相爱永不尽。虽然前世不相逢，纵然来世不相见，今生我们是唯一，即可无憾到永远。亲爱的，节日快乐。
3. The day is old, but old, you I love will not old. Love can do, meaning can do, you I love never do. Although not to meet past lives, even though the world does not see each other again, this life we are the only, can have no forever. Dear, festival happiness.
4.我的愿望：陪你度过人生中的每一个情人节。我的遗憾：已经再也没有感动的眼泪为别人深情的日记所打动，因为我已经被你的日记全部订购。愿你和我越来越幸福，越来越快乐。
4. I wish: to accompany you through the life of every valentine's day. I regret: have never touched tears for others by the diary of deep feeling, because I have been your diary all order. May you and I'm more and more happiness, more and more happy.
5.放飞最快乐，抛弃最寂寞，藏起最深刻，写下最秘密，都是最想你，特别日子里，说出最爱你，留下最记忆。亲爱的你，日记情人节快乐！
5. Release the most happy, abandon the lonely, hide the most profound, write down the most secret, it is the most think you, special day, say love you, leaves behind the memory. Dear you, diary happy valentine's day!
6.个人简历：姓名-爱情摩登。个人特长-对你无私，懂得心疼。学历-爱你专业毕业生。求职目标-永远陪伴，共度一生。本人求职心切，望批准入职，定勤奋努力爱你，永不辞职。
6. Personal resume: name-love modern. Individual expertise to you-selfless, know how to love dearly. Degree-love you graduates. Job-objective-forever will accompany, for life. I desperately job, please approve the job, the hard work will love you, never to resign.
7.你的温柔是我珍藏的记忆，你的微笑是我幸福的笔记，你的美丽总有诗篇回忆，你的妩媚总有修饰语句，日记情人节，我真诚的约你一起共度。
7. Your gentleness is I treasure of memory, your smile is my happy notes, you always have the beautiful poem memories and charm of you always have modified a statement, diary valentine's day, and I sincerely invite you spend.
8.好事是你的粉丝，所以他天天追着你，开心是你的保姆，所以他会替我照顾你，你是我的心上人，所以我会天天用心为你服务。日记情人节快乐。
8. The good thing is you of fans, so he every day after you, happy is your nanny, so he will help me to take care of you, you are my lover, so I'll heart every day for your service. The diary happy valentine's day.
9.我是快乐的主角，你是幸福的导演，我是美丽的瞬间，你是定格的画面，你剪辑了我的爱情，我指导了你的时间。日记情人节，我们演绎自己。
9. I'm happy leading role, the director of you are happy, I am beautiful moments, you be identified picture, you cut my love, I guide you time. The diary valentine's day, we deduce himself.
10.爱你无需甜言蜜语，只需我心中有你，你就是我的唯一，一条短信表爱你，字里行间传情意，你的感觉只有我在意，情人节我会让你更欢喜，情人节快乐！
10. Love you need not sweet words, just in my heart I have you, you are my one and only, a message table love you, love the reading between the lines, you feel only I care about, valentine's day I'll let you more joy, happy valentine's day!
11.再美的花朵错过花期，不会再明艳；再高的天空没有明日，一定是黑暗；再漫长的路，只要走总会走到尽边；再爱你的话不去表白，就会错失良缘：我爱你
11. The flowers again miss flowering, won't Ming yan; Then the high sky no tomorrow, must be dark; Then a long way, as long as always walk to go as edge; To love your word not to ask, will miss the right person: I love you
12.如果我是亿万富翁，我就让全中国的人都给你发短信祝福你。但是我只有亿万富翁的亿分之一，所以我就一个人给你发短信了。马上要到情人节了，祝你和我情人节快乐，相伴永远。
12. If I were a billionaire, I let all the Chinese were text message you bless you. But I only one over one hundred million of the billionaire, so I would give you send text messages. Will soon to the valentine's day, I wish you and I happy valentine's day, accompanying forever.
13.我很向往大海，如果可以的话，我愿意做一片大海，而你要做一条鱼。我要把你放在我的心里，让你永远离不开我，我要照顾你一生一世。
13. I am longing for the sea, if can of words, I am willing to do a sea, and you want to do a fish. I will put you in my heart, let you forever inseparable from me, and I will take care of you life.
14.我想你想的减肥计划报销，念你念的睡不着觉，梦里都是你我宁可傻掉，吃饭都没味道只有你能换掉。情人节没你，世界应该引爆。为了地球的存在，情人节来找我吧。
14. I think you want to weight-loss plans to submit an expense account, read you read to sleep, the dream is all you I would rather silly off, have a meal all didn't taste only you can replace. Valentine's day didn't you, the world should detonate. For the earth, the existence of valentine's day come and find me.
15.情场如战场，我已经被你彻底打败，从几天开始我就是你的俘虏了，我已经做好只求付出，不图回报的准备了，希望你能在我的付出中快乐下去。
15. Feeling like battlefield, I have been you knock, from a few days to start my is your captives, but I'm ready to pay, return to think of, I hope you can in my pay down in happiness.
16.突然发现感觉和文字之间拥有着隔阂；突然发现“我爱你”无法真的阐述我的感动；突然发现只想亲手为你系上那细细的鞋带，不再让你轻易跌倒。
16. Suddenly found that feeling and text with the gap between; Suddenly found that "I love you" can't really expounds my touched; Suddenly found that just want to personally for you is the thin on shoes, no longer lets you easily fall.
17.枯草连天太苍茫，小路白杨一行行。牵手偶因手太凉，曾经一起看夕阳。夕阳挂在柳梢上，柳梢黄昏诉幽肠。情人节里玫瑰香，思念君处即天堂！
17. Bacillus subtilis, not too vast, poplars by road. Hand in hand with my hands are too cool for, see the sunset together ever. The setting sun hung in LiuShao, LiuShao dusk v. quiet bowel. Valentine's day rose fragrant, missing king is in heaven!
18.幸福的心田有你相伴，欢乐的时刻因你情牵，甜蜜的光阴与你共担，亲爱的，将来有了钱，全都给你，你说了算！情人节了，我带你去浪漫！
18. Happy heart have your companions, joyous moment for you and love, sweet time share with you, dear, will have money, all to you, you are the boss! Valentine's day, I take you to the romance!
19.人生总是平凡的所以才会脚步匆匆，人生总是不凡的所以才会与你相遇，阅读时间的故事，感受美丽的情节，情人节我祝你快乐。
19. Life is always ordinary so will step in a hurry, life is always extraordinary so will meet with you, to read the story of time, feel the beauty of the plot, valentine's day I wish you happy.
20.爱情如花，绽放春天；爱情如莲，娇柔百变；爱情如藕，丝丝连连；爱情如露，晶莹无染；爱情如我，真心不变。情人节这天一起去浪漫，不见不散！
20. Love such as flower, blossom spring; Love like Ephraim, feminine changed; Love such as lotus root, filar silk repeatedly; Love is like the dew, glittering and translucent no dye; Love if I, really unchanged. Valentine's day to the romance together, no see no go! |
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发表于 2016-7-10 18:23:52