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2011万圣节整人短信集合(中英互译)

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  2011万圣节整人短信集合(中英互译)  (英文仅供参考,部分为意译)
          [万圣节短信] 传说今晚,阴魂不散,死光又现,鬼魂四处转!愿鬼听到我的呼唤,半夜来到你床头,苍白的脸,幽绿的眼,干枯的手抚摸你的脸,代我向你说一句:晚安
          [万圣节短信] 你好,我叫小倩。你床的褥子下放着我的钱,不信你翻开来看看。那钱是黄色的圆圆的,中央还有个正方形呢。
          [万圣节短信] 你把那些钱拿出来留好,那是我寄给你的。你把眼睛对准那个方形的空看,还能看到我朝你笑呢。
          [万圣节短信] 你感觉没感觉到你枕头下好像有东西放着不舒服?你枕头下有只血淋淋的死人手,不信你看看,上面还写着你的名字呢。
          [万圣节短信] 我是冤魂,我死在你们寝室楼的地下室,去年我被肢解了,每天晚上我都向上爬,你能过来拉我一把么,我在你床边。
          [万圣节短信] 睡了吗?……不要睡,下来打球吧!!我今天刚拣到一个人头!很新鲜的……还在滴血呢!我把头发都拔了!很光滑的!你等着我扔给你。他在你枕头边了 ……你转过身去看看啊!……呵呵……
          [万圣节短信] 万圣节之夜,我到12:00会准时敲你门的……吓着你了吗?其实只想对你说--万圣节快乐!
          [万圣节短信] 听说今天有很多吓人的恶作剧,所以今天除了我,任何人叫门都不要开啊,我会于晚上12点过去陪你。
          [万圣节短信] 这几天流行一种代号为“万圣节快乐”的手机病毒,如果您不幸收到含有此类字符的短信,请马上扔掉手机,以免感染。
          [万圣节短信] 万圣节到了,祝你上班遇到饿鬼,下班撞上醉鬼,身边全是色鬼,反正都是死鬼;小鬼,还祝你长得更象魔鬼!
          [万圣节短信] 你是我池塘里一只丑小鸭,你是我老树上一只傻乌鸦,你是我喝醉了一句句大实话,欧...你偷偷笑个啥?万圣节快乐!
          [万圣节短信] 听说今天是万圣节鬼节啊,大街上群魔乱舞,记得早早回家啊,临睡前把门窗关好啊!
          [万圣节短信] 温馨提醒:今天是万圣节,外出最好互叫绰号。以免被“那个”呼唤,被呼唤千万别回头,当没听到。不要拍别人头及肩。否则很容易被上身。
          [万圣节短信] 今天是万圣节鬼节哦,一年中最“闹鬼”的这天夜里,各种妖魔鬼怪纷纷出动了,要格外小心啊!晚上不要随便出门!
          [万圣节短信] 记得今天是什么日子吗?好好想想....你的节日啊....万圣节鬼节快乐!
          [万圣节短信] 你好,我叫英子,在你的床下已经住了三年了。三年前,一场大火将我活活烧死,我的头都被烧焦了,好痛。现在我的黑皮鞋还在你柜子里,我就要去取了,你要还我呀…
          [万圣节短信] 你不认识我,我也不认识你,不过我已在你的床下住了几个月了,我死得好冤啊,请你把我的尸体交给警方吧!
          [万圣节短信] 忘记告诉你了,你们楼一层昨晚有个学生死了。死因不明,但是从尸体的表情来看是受惊吓死。据说她今晚要出来找替身,你要小心了……
            
            
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          [Halloween SMS] legend tonight, lingering dead and now, four ghosts turn! I would like to hear the call of a ghost, come to your bedside at night, pale face, quiet and green eyes, dry hands touch your face, for me to say to you: Good night
          [Halloween SMS] Hello, my name is Xiao Qian. Placed under the bed mattress you my money, do not believe you turned to look at. That money is a yellow round, there is a central square it.
          [Halloween SMS] You left out the good money that I sent to you. Align your eyes to see that the square of the air, laughing at you I can see it.
          [Halloween SMS] did not feel that you feel like you have something lying under the pillow uncomfortable? Only under your pillow staff bloody death, do not believe you look, there is written your name it.
          [Halloween SMS] I'm innocent, I die in your bedroom floor in the basement last year, I was dismembered, and every night I have to climb, you can pull me over a what, I am in your bedside.
          [Halloween SMS] sleep? ... ... Do not sleep, play it down! ! Today I just picked up a head! ... ... Is still very fresh drop of blood too! I pulled the hair! Very smooth! You waiting for me to throw you. Him in your pillow ... you turned to see ah! Oh ... ... ... ...
          [Halloween SMS] Halloween night, I went to the 12:00 will be knocking on your door on time ... ... scare you? In fact, just want to say to you - Happy Halloween!
          [Halloween SMS] I heard a lot of scary pranks today, so today, except I have not opened any Mengen ah, I will at 0:00 in the past with you.
          [Halloween SMS] these days is a common code-named "Happy Halloween" mobile phone virus, unfortunately, if you receive a text message containing such characters, immediately throw away the phone, to avoid infection.
          [Halloween SMS] to Halloween, I wish you to work face hungry, drunk hit work, all around the goat, anyway devil; kid, but I wish you looked more like the devil!
          [Halloween SMS] You are my pond an ugly duckling, you are my trees on a stupid crow, you are my drunk big truth of a sentence, you Toutou Xiao Gesha Europe ...? Happy Halloween!
          [Halloween SMS] I heard that today is Halloween Halloween, ah, street Dance Macabre, remember to go home early, ah, shut the doors and windows before going to sleep good!
          [Halloween message] Reminder: Today is Halloween, called each other out the best nickname. To avoid being "that" call, do not be calling back, when did not hear. Do not shoot someone head and shoulder. It will easily be the upper body.
          [Halloween SMS] Today is Halloween Halloween Oh, the year the most "haunted" That night, all kinds of ghosts and goblins have sent out, to be more careful ah! Do not go out at night!
          [Halloween SMS] remember what day it? Think about .... ah .... your holiday Halloween Happy Halloween!
          [Halloween SMS] Hello, my name is Eiko, in your bed has lived for three years. Three years ago, a fire will burn me alive, my head were burned, and it really hurts. Now my black shoes still in your closet, I'm going to pick up, you have to have my ah ...
          [Halloween SMS] You do not know me, I do not know you, but I have lived in your bed for a few months, and I Side Hao injustice ah, you put my body over to the police now!
          [Halloween SMS] forgot to tell you, you have a floor level student died last night. Cause of death is unknown, but the view from the body expression is frightened dead. She is said to be out tonight to find a substitute, you have to be careful ... ...
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