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1.没必要的爱的宣告：“我好爱我的女儿啊。”
Analysis: They feel the need to convince someone like themselves, or
perhaps felt a pang of love and instead of telling the beloved, they felt the
whole world should be in on it. Once, a friend of mine posted, “I hate my kid.
Sorry to offend you, but he’s a little bastard and I’m sick of him.” Obviously
it was a joke, but 141 people felt the need to tell him what a bad parent he
was.
分析：这些人是不是觉得非得让别人知道自己有多喜欢谁，他们可能觉得坚守这份爱有些苦闷，你倒是告诉你爱的人啊，满世界嚷嚷算什么意思啊?有一次我的朋友发了这样一篇：“我讨厌我孩子，如果让你不爽我很抱歉，但他真的是个小混蛋，我太讨厌他了。”很明显他开个玩笑罢了，不过141个家伙在下面留言说他实在是个不称职的父亲……
2. Mundane details about their day appearing as milestones: “Going to
dinner and a movie!!!”
普普通通的生活细节，非要当成里程碑一样的大事：“去吃了晚饭，还看了电影!!!”
Analysis: A very boring life.
分析：这样的日子真无聊。
3. Giving details about health along with emoticon to verify feelings about
it: “Feeling sick today :("
发身体情况的细节，还要加个表情符号证实自己说的没错：“今天感觉病怏怏的:(”
Analysis: Bored, and too stupid to just play Words with Friends.
分析：这人也被无聊的，和朋友玩文字游戏你都不够格，你这个蠢货。
4. Emotional rant directed at no one in particular, but so specific that
everyone knows they’ve been screwed over: “Never trust people who tell you they
will pick you up at 6 just to make you wait an hour. Some people will never be
mature enough to be in a relationship, so maybe they should be dumped.”
情绪激动的怒骂，看似不针对某人，其实大家都知道他俩完了：“永远别相信一个说6点钟来接你，结果让你苦等了1个小时的家伙。有些人永远没办法像成熟的人一样谈恋爱，也许他们活该被甩。”
Analysis: Well, they can’t really give the person’s name or address them
directly. That would be too honest.
分析：咳，这人就是不指名道姓，也不该当着对方的面直接说。
5. Pictures of feet.
拍脚的照片
Analysis: I have no idea why people do this. It’s weird.
分析：我不知道为什么有人要这么做。太奇怪了。
6. Pictures of mundane plates of food in front of them.
一盘摆在面前普普通通的菜
Analysis: "I’m eating. You have to see what I’m eating!" Well, maybe it
looked better at the restaurant.
分析：“我在吃饭哒，你要看我在吃婶Mua!”没准餐馆里的真货要比你拍的还好看些。
7. White girls wearing a lot of makeup and trying to strike a badass pose,
sometimes making what they think are gang symbols.
女孩化浓妆比手势的照片，其实都是黑帮手势
Analysis: They wish they were badass, or at least half Chicano, but they’re
just ridiculous.
分析：想尽方法装酷，至少有那么点其卡诺人的酷劲，但只是显得可笑十足。
8. Persuasive proclamations of life being good: “I’m loving life right
now.”
生活很美好之类的感人宣告：“我爱当下的生活。”
Analysis: Life is not good.
分析：日子过得不好才会这么说。
9. Persuasive proclamations about God. “I feel blessed to be alive on this
glorious day, and I owe it all to God. Make God your only Savior and you will
never be sad.”
对神的感人告白：“能活得这么好都是有您的庇佑，我的一切都归于上帝。若将上帝作为你唯一救星，永远不会悲伤。”
Analysis: Religious people need to spend more time in church and less time
on Facebook.
分析：如果你信宗教就多花点时间去教堂，花少点时间在Facebook上。
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发表于 2016-7-10 18:10:57