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原配登报智斗小三:署名永远的妻子(双语)

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发表于 2016-7-10 18:01:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
  When spouses cheat on each other, the fallout can be absolutely disastrous. Making a scene in public isn’t that uncommon, but this clever wife in Texas found a better, subtler way to let everyone know how disappointed she was in her cheating husband. She took out a classified ad in a Texas newspaper, sending a message out to her husband and his message, signed with love. You’re going to love this.
          夫妻不忠,后果很严重。让出轨的对方当众出丑并不是什么新鲜事,但这位来自得克萨斯的妻子很聪明,她找到了一种更微妙的方法,让全世界都知道丈夫出轨让她有多失望。她在德克萨斯州当地报纸上登了一则分类广告,然后给丈夫发了一条短信:“你会喜欢的。”署名爱人。
       

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          When Timeshia Brown discovered her husband Patrick was sleeping around and got a girl pregnant, she didn’t set his car on fire. She did, however, find a better way to burn him.
          当Timeshia夫人发现丈夫Patrick在外面鬼混、还搞大了一个女孩的肚子,她并没有气得发疯去烧他的车,但她的办法足以让他崩溃。
          Her ad reads:
          她在广告中这样写道:
          I would like to say congratulations to Shara Cormier and Patrick Brown.
          老娘在这里给Shara Cormier和Patrick Brown道个喜。
          They are expecting a baby.
          因为他们的孩子马上就要出世了。
          Hope you both are really in love and I hope it works out.
          你们俩最好是真爱,不然小心老娘“祝(zǔ)福(zhòu)”你们早日玩完哦。
          Always,
          Patrick’s wife,
          Timeshia Brown.
          Patrick永远的妻子,Timeshia Brown
          It’s possible she meant some of the well-wishing, but you know for sure she was laughing all the way to the newspaper.
          她说的可能是祝福的话,但你懂的,她对着报纸露出胜利的笑容。
          
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