双语：男生千万别对女生做的20件事（组图）

英语自学网

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《美女上错身》剧照
　　1. Make fun of her hair, face, body, or clothes. Seriously, don't.
　　拿她的发型、脸，身体或衣着开玩笑。真的，别。
　　2. Overuse sarcasm. It's one thing to joke, it's another to speaker sarcasm as a second language.
　　过度地挖苦、嘲笑。开玩笑是一回事，常常讽刺挖苦人是另一回事。
　　3. Flirt with other girls. It doesn't make us want you more, it just makes us angry.
　　和其他女孩调情。这不会让我们女生对你更感兴趣，反而会使我们生气。
　　4. Cheat. Never in any way will you get away with it.
　　偷情。若要人不知，除非己莫为。
            
            

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下场是介样滴~
　　5. Make promises they can't keep. If you can't follow through, don't say it.
　　承诺无法兑现的事情。如果你做不到，就别说。
　　6. Say "I love you" when they don't mean it. If the girl you "loved" gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? That's what I thought.
　　随便说"我爱你"。如果你爱的女孩长了300磅，你还爱她吗？"我原本是这么想的。"
　　7. Lie. You will get caught. Don't ever under any circumstances try to keep a lie going with a girl. It will not work.
　　撒谎。你的谎言会被识破的。在任何情况下都别对一个女孩撒谎。行不通的。
　　8. Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you about something, she knows the truth. Denying it makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.
　　否认事实。如果她看见你的某些事，她知道那是事实。否认只会让她更生气。鼓起勇气向她坦白就好。
            
            

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《前度》剧照
　　9. Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.
　　强迫她做某事。如果她想和你一起做什么事……，她就会做。
　　10. Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot, pretty, or even nice. We don't want to hear it.
　　谈论其他女孩。别说其他女孩很辣和漂亮，说好也不行。我们不想听。
　　11. Talk to her about their exes. If you're saying nice stuff, we'll assume you still like them, if you say shit, we'll assume you'll do the same about us.
　　谈论你的前任。如果你说的是好的事情，我们会以为你还喜欢他们；如果是不好的，我们女生会认为你也会这样对我们。
　　12. Say shit behind her back. No matter how much you try to keep it a secret, she will hear about it.
　　在她背后说她的不好。不论你多么的保密，她还是会听说的。
            
            

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《Gossip Girl》剧照
　　13. Be a dick to her in front of their friends. They might think it's funny, but she will definitely not.
　　在她朋友面前耍帅。他们可能觉得好笑，但她可不这么认为。
　　14. Try to make it look like something was her fault to get yourself out of trouble. It will make things much, much worse.
　　为了摆脱麻烦，让事情看起来都是她的错。这会让事情更加，更加地麻烦。
　　15. Ask why she's mad at you. Say you were wrong and apologize. Do not say you didn't do anything wrong. If she's mad, you obviously did something.
　　问她为什么生你的气。说你错了，并道歉。别说你什么都没做错。如果她气疯了，你肯定做错了什么。
　　16. Joke about wanting to break up. It won't be taken as a joke, and you'll be single before you can tell her you were kidding.
　　拿分手开玩笑。这不会被当作玩笑，而且在你能证明这是玩笑前，你将会一直形单影只了。
            
            

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生气
　　17. Tell her she's overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.
　　告诉她她反应过激了。如果你认为她已经生气了，准备见到她暴跳如雷的样子吧。
　　18. Go to parties or hang out with other girls without your girlfriend. No matter how much she trusts you, she will be worried.
　　和其他女孩去聚会或者逛街，无女友陪同。不论她多么信任你，她还是会担心的。
　　19. Make excuses. If you screwed up, don't try to get out of it.
　　找借口。如果你把事情搞砸了，别尝试去撇清干系。
　　20. Talk to her when you're mad. You will screw something up and end up regretting it.
　　生气的时候跟她说话。你会闹出事的，并最终已懊悔收场。
（英文原文作者：crazyartideas）
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