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What are the differences between dogs and cats, if you have both a cat and
a dog in your home?
如果你家既有猫也有狗，那猫狗有什么区别?
获得1.4k好评的回答@Bushra Khan：
I have 2 dogs and 25 cats currently. And here are the differences I've
observed:
–我现在有2只狗和25只猫，以下就是我发现的一些区别：
1.When you pet them
1.抚摸它们时
Dog - “Ooh! I love being petted, this is perfect. I love you human. I love
you so much, you are amazing.
”狗：“哦，我喜欢被抚摸，太舒服了，我喜欢你主人，我太爱你了，你真好。”
Cat - “ I wanna be petted, but I also wanna scratch your hand and watch you
bleed.
”猫：“我想让你摸，但也想挠你手看你流血。”
2. When you feed them
2.喂它们时
Dog - “ This is the yummiest food on earth, I am so grateful, did I tell
you I love you human? I love you very much.
”狗：“这是世界上最好吃的东西，我太开心了，我告诉过你我爱你主人了吗?我太爱你了。”
Cat - “ I don't like this food, I wanna eat that lizard on the wall or the
dog’s food. But anyway I will eat this and vomit it out on the carpet. You
should be grateful.
”猫：“我不喜欢这个吃的，我想吃墙上那只蜥蜴或者狗粮，但不管怎样我会吃掉这个，然后吐到地毯上，你应该高兴才对。”
3. When they break something
3.弄坏东西时
Dog - “ I am so sorry human. I am never gonna do this again, I am a bad
boy.
”狗：“我很抱歉，主人，我再也不这样做了，我是个坏狗狗。
”
Cat - “ I am gonna knock this one off the table too and break everything to
pieces, I am the God.
” 猫：“我要把桌子上这个也弄掉，把所有东西都撕碎，我才是上帝。”
4. On meeting visitors
4.来客人时
Dog - “ Oh! My human’s human. I love you too. Would you like to play in our
garden? Would you like to see my bed? You can have my favorite socks. I am so
excited.
”狗：“哦!是主人的朋友，我也爱你，你想在我们的花园里玩吗?你想看看我的床吗?你可以拿我最喜欢的袜子，我太兴奋了。”
Cat - “ F*ck no! Stay away. Get out of here before I burn this house
down.
”猫：“不!走开，趁我没把房子烧掉赶紧离开这儿。”
5. When you call them
5.叫它们时
Dog - “ I heard you calling, I got so excited and came running to you. I
love you human, thanks for calling my name. I know you love me.
”狗：“我听见你叫了，我太开心了就跑过来了，我爱你主人，谢谢你叫我的名字，我知道你爱我。”
Cat - “ What the hell does this stupid human want from me now?
”猫：“这个蠢人到底叫我干什么?”
6. When you come back home
6.你回家时
Dog - “ You've been gone forever, I missed you so much. I thought you left,
I am so happy you didn't die. I love you.
”狗：“你离开的时间太长了，我太想你了，我以为你走了呢，我真开心你没死，我爱你。”
Cat - “ Feed me!!
”猫：“赶紧喂我!!”
7. Kind of presents
7.送你礼物
Dog - “ I've brought these dirty socks for you. I’ve some sticks and some
old newspapers too. They are all yours.
”狗：“我给你带来了这些脏袜子，还有些木棍和旧报纸，都送给你。”
Cat - “ I kept this dead mouse on your pillow to surprise you, I’ve a bird
too if you want. This is my favorite leaf, you can keep it.
”猫：“我把这只死老鼠放你枕头上是为了给你惊喜，如果你想要的话还有只鸟，这是我最喜欢的树叶，可以送给你。”
Despite all these differences both cats and dogs love their human very
much!
除了这些区别之外，猫和狗还是都很爱主人的! |
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发表于 2018-8-9 23:18:34