经典英语幽默小故事：混血狗

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        In a dog park in a very chic Manhattan neighborhood, three dogs get together to chat, and the subject of what breed they are comes up.
        在曼哈顿的一个狗公园里，三只狗正在聊着它们的血统是怎样的。
        The first dog says, "well, my mother was a cocker spaniel and my father was a poodle, so I'm a Cockapoo. We're very trendy."
        第一只狗说，“嗯，我妈妈是只考克斯班尼犬，我爸爸是只贵宾犬，所以我是只可卡颇。我们都是很时髦的。”
        The second dog puts his nose in the air and says, "Well, that's nice. Personally, my father was a purebred pug and my mother was an award-winning beagle, making me a Puggle. We're the latest thing in L.A."
        第二只狗嗅了嗅，说：“那挺好的。我爸爸是只纯种的哈巴狗，妈妈则是只得过奖的比格犬，我就是只哈巴小猎狗啦。我们是洛杉矶最新潮的。”
        The third dog looks very uncomfortable and starts trying to change the subject. "Come on, just tell us," the other dogs keep saying. Finally, he gives in.
        第三只狗看上去很不舒服，试着转移话题。“别这样，告诉我们吧。”其他两只狗劝道。最终，它还是说了。
        "Well, my father was a Bull Terrier and my mother was a Shi Tzu..."
        “额，我爸爸是只牛头梗，我妈妈是只西施犬…”