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英语幽默小故事:企鹅和动物园

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发表于 2016-9-23 17:23:38 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

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        A man is driving down the freeway with his two pet penguins when he gets pulled over by a cop for speeding. After the cop hands over the speeding ticket to the driver, he notices the 2 penguins. The cop informs the driver that he must take the penguins to the zoo. The driver agrees to do so.
        一个人带着两只宠物企鹅在高速公路上开车,然后因为超速被一个警察抄了牌子。警察将超速罚单交给他时,他注意到了这两只企鹅,并告诉这个人,必须把企鹅带去动物园。这个人同意了。
        Two months later, the same man is pulled over by the same cop for speeding. The cop notices the penguins again only now they are wearing sun glasses and eating ice cream.
        两个月后,这个人又被同一个警察因为超速逮到了。警察再一次注意到了企鹅,它们还戴着太阳眼镜,吃着冰激凌。
        The cop says, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo."
        警察说:“我是不是已经告诉你要把这些企鹅带去动物园了。”
        The man responds, "I did take them to the zoo, now I'm taking them to the beach."
        这个人回答道,“我确实带了它们去动物园呀,现在我带它们去沙滩。”
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