英语幽默小故事"Golfing with cows

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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.                                                                                         一个男人摇摇晃晃地走进了急诊室，两个眼睛是青的，脖子上有明显的五指印。                                                                                         Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.                                                                                         医生问他发生了什么。“额，是这样的，”这个人说。“我和我老婆来了几局高尔夫，她把球打到一个牛群里。”                                                                                         "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.                                                                                         “我们去找这个球，我四下搜索，发现一头牛的屁股后面有个白色的东西。”                                                                                         "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."                                                                                         “我走过去，举起了它的尾巴想看清楚，我老婆的球就卡在牛的屁股中间。然后我犯了一个错误。”                                                                                         "What did you do?" asks the doctor.                                                                                         “你干嘛了？”医生问。                                                                                         "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"                                                                                         “额，我举起了牛的尾巴，对我老婆喊道，'这个好像是你的！'”