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        My wife will go to any extreme to keep people from,knowing she is home alone. One evening when I was working late,my wife heard a knock on the door. She ignosed it,but the knocing continued. Frantic,sloe began  to bark,softly at first,then louder and louder. Much to her relief,the knocking soon stopped.我妻子独自在家时,总是不想让别人知道家里没有其他的人。一天晚上,我工作到很晚。我妻子听到有人敲门,她就没理,但敲门的声音总是不停,慌乱之中,她开始学狗叫。一开始她低声地叫,随后她的叫声越来越大。敲门声很快地停了,她这才松了口气。
       
                The next day the paper boy came to the door to collect."I came by last night,"he told me,"but I left when your wife barked at me!"第二天,送报的小孩来我家收钱,那小孩告诉我:“我昨晚上就来了,你老婆老冲我学狗叫,我就走了。”
         

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