《西部的一百万种死法》主题曲《A Million Ways To Die》

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        沪江英乐：《西部的一百万种死法》主题曲《A Million Ways To Die》歌词MV！荤段子玩腻之后，塞思立马开起了死人的玩笑，当西部英雄主义遭遇黑色幽默，打个嗝屁就能被撞翻的木桌砸死，你就知道，认真谈逻辑你就输了。
        【《西部的一百万种死法》主题曲《A Million Ways To Die》】
       
        歌词：
        Cowboys and pioneers, come lend your eyes and ears.
        I've got the need to testify.
        Don't try to fill your nest out in the open west
        'Cause there's a million ways to die.
        Six bullets in the gut or just a paper cut
        ... too many ways to quantify.
        They'll cut your ankle off to cure a minor cough
        'Cause there's a million ways to die.
        [Chorus]
        It's a hundred and one in the shade of the sun.
        If you fall asleep, you fry.
        [Chorus]
        You can live like a saint but there just really ain't
        No avoiding a million ways to die.
        [Chorus]
        Smallpox and bigger pox, and deadly tomahawks
        ... or God forbid you steal a pie.
        They'll blast you into shards for bein' good at cards.
        'Cause there's a million ways to die.
        Out on the desert plains it hardly ever rains
        And you can hear coyotes cry.
        They'll eat you up and then they'll crap you out again
        'Cause there's a million ways to die.
        [Chorus]
        With a whoosh and a whack there's a knife in your back
        'Cause you got a fancy tie...
        [Chorus]
        It's a kick in the pants but you don't have a chance
        Of escaping a million ways to die.
        [Chorus]