正太双胞胎劲歌热舞第二弹：卖萌全面升级！

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        见过卖萌的，没见过这么卖萌的！双胞胎小正太家中热舞，左边那位唱功一流，右边那位舞艺出众，不知道录制这段视频的孩子父母是怎么生出这么一对活宝的！再次墙裂申请捐出一枚给中国人吧！！
        附上两位萌神演唱曲目，Bruno Mars，The Lazy Song~（翻译亮瞎有木有~）
        Today I don't feel like doing anything
        爷TM今儿毛都不想干
        I just wanna lay in my bed
        爷就想窝在被窝里头
        Don't feel like picking up my phone
        就是不想接电话捏
        So leave a message at the tone
        所以你就留个言呗
        'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
        因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 I'm gonna kick my feet up
        爷把脚翘老高
        Then stare at the fan
        瞪着风扇发愣
        Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants
        打开电视，把手塞进裤子里捣鼓捣鼓（是这意思不？？！！）
        Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
        谁都别告诉我我不能~ I'll be lying on the couch,
        我会歪在沙发上
        Just chillin' in my snuggie
        窝在我温暖的窝窝里
        Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
        换到MTV台，看他们教我跳舞
        'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
        因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷！
        Oh, oh
        哦~哦~ Yes I said it
        是啊，我说了
        I said it
        我说了
        I said it 'cause I can
        我就说了！怎么的吧！ Today I don’t feel like doing anything
        爷TM今儿毛都不想干
        I just wanna lay in my bed
        爷就想窝在被窝里头
        Don’t feel like picking up my phone
        就是不想接电话捏
        So leave a message at the tone
        所以你就留个言呗
        'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
        因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干
        Nothing at all
        毛也不干~ Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
        明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操
        Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
        认识个超棒的妞儿，做点儿超棒的爱
        She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'
        她会大叫：“丫太牛B了！”
        [Hear me out: this is great]
        【听到没啊：太牛B了！】
        Yeah
        啊~ I might mess around, get my college degree
        我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞个文凭啥的
        I bet my old man will be so proud of me
        那我老爹可得骄傲了
        But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait
        但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等
        Oh, oh
        哦~哦~ Yes I said it
        是啊，我说了
        I said it
        我说了
        I said it 'cause I can
        我就说了！怎么的吧！ Today I don’t feel like doing anything
        爷TM今儿毛都不想干
        I just wanna lay in my bed
        爷就想窝在被窝里头
        Don’t feel like picking up my phone
        就是不想接电话捏
        So leave a message at the tone
        所以你就留个言呗
        'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
        因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
        不~我连头发都不梳~
        'Cause I ain't going anywhere
        因为我哪儿都没打算去~
        No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
        不不不不不~没打算去~ I'll just strut in my birthday suit
        爷就光着屁股大摇大摆
        And let everything hang loose
        一切都放轻松点儿
        Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
        啊啊啊啊啊放轻松点儿~ Oh
        哦~
        Today I don’t feel like doing anything
        爷TM今儿毛都不想干
        I just wanna lay in my bed
        爷就想窝在被窝里头
        Don’t feel like picking up my phone
        就是不想接电话捏
        So leave a message at the tone
        所以你就留个言呗
        'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
        因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干 Nothing at all
        毛都不干~
        Nothing at all
        毛都不干~~
        Nothing at all
        毛都不干~~~