杯具圣诞节 一起来吐槽：Corey Taylor - X-M@$

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        沪江英乐讯    X-M@$，看到这个纠结的歌名，你也许猜到是一首圣诞歌曲，但是——风格是不是太诡异了点？这首圣诞单曲来自美国死亡金属乐团Slipknot的主音Corey Taylor，请自动忽视这首歌里的各种粗口吧~圣诞节嘛，怎么样都是欢乐的，来首特别的圣诞歌也无妨^^MV拍得更加欢乐哦~
       
        Artist：Corey Taylor
        Song：X-M@$
        Ho Ho Ho Ho!
        There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree
        Gussied up candy canes and balls
        Those carolers have kept me up for hours
        It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls
        Now I’m no wiccan commie or nothing
        But there’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand
        It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools
        But it’ll surely make a fool out of every man
        HA
        If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
        You know where to stick those jingle bells
        If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
        And all you motherfuckers go to hell
        If I ain’t cockeyed then it Kwanzaa
        Joy to the world and jack and coke
        If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
        Cause I never anything but broke
        Now every year the malls are just a madhouse
        Full of empty pockets, thoughts and smiles
        Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit
        And those colored lights are fucking infantile
        I think we collectively as the people
        Should rise against this corporate jolly noise
        And tell the world:
        “Let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change”
        Before we spend it all on fucking toys.
        HA
        So if I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
        You know where to stick those jingle bells
        If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah
        Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!
        If I ain’t cockeyed it ain’t Kwanzaa
        Joy to the world of getting stoned
        If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas
        So leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.
        HA
        MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!