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http://o7rglifqz.bkt.clouddn.com/music/201212/Wreck1.mp3
【内容简介】
无敌破坏王(约翰·C·赖利 John C. Reilly 配音)生活在一个80年代出品的低精度游戏中。他的设定身份是一个反派,每天的生活就是在游戏《快手阿修》中大搞破坏,其后由玩家操作的英雄人物快手阿修(杰克·麦克布瑞尔 Jack McBrayer 配音) 会及时赶到进行修补,赢得奖牌,包揽一切荣耀。身为反派,破坏王厌倦了自己的生活,眼看阿修被胜利者的光环围绕,自己却日复一日在无趣中过活,他终于决定改变。单纯的他以为只要自己也能得到一枚奖牌,就可以摆脱反派的身份……
【选段台词】
Felix:Ralph, can I help you?
Ralph:Hey, Felix. Just wanted to check on you. I saw a big explosion or something go over the building there.
Felix:Oh, those were just fireworks.
Ralph:Fireworks. Okay. Phewf. Somebody's birthday, or...
Felix:Well, it's more of an anniversary. The 30th anniversary of our game, actually.
Ralph:What? Is that today?
Felix:I know!
Ralph:I'm such a dummy with dates. Anyway, uh, congratulations.
Felix:Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too. Uh...
Glen:Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix. They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes.
Ralph:Hey, Glen.
Glen:Ralph.
Ralph:Cake? Heard about this cake stuff. Never had it. No one ever seems to throw it out so it never ends up in the dump. I never actually tasted it. Uh... I've always wanted to try cake.
Felix:I don't suppose you'd like to come in and have a slice, would you?
Ralph:Hey-o, everybody! Oh!
Felix:Ah! I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle. Now, you all know Ralph.
Ralph:Evening. Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana...Big Gene!
Gene:Why is he here?
Felix:He's just here for a slice of cake.
Ralph:And I'm a big part of the game, technically speaking. Why are you here, Gene?
Felix:Oh, look! The cake! Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary.Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top.
Mary:Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor. Norwood's is red velvet.
Norwood:Guilty!
Mary:And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene, and for Felix...
Ralph:Hey, Mary. Um... What's the flavor of that mud that I'm stuck in there?
Mary:Hmm? Oh. Chocolate.
Ralph:I've never been real fond of chocolate.
Mary:Well, I did not know that.
Ralph:One other little thing. I hate to be picky, but this angry little guy here...
Mary:My cake!
Ralph:...might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else. See that. Look at that smile.
Gene:No, no. You see, Ralph, there's no room for you up here.
Ralph:What about this? We can make room. Here. We could take turns. Easy.
Felix:How about we just eat the cake?
Gene:Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal!
Ralph:Then how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once? Would that be the end of the world, Gene?
Gene:Now you're just being ridiculous. Only good guys win medals, and you, sir, are no good guy.
Ralph:I could be a good guy if I wanted to, and I could win a medal!
Gene:Uh-huh. And when you do, come and talk to us.
Ralph:Then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?
Gene:If you won a medal, we'd let you live up here in the penthouse! But it will never happen because you're just the bad guy who wreck the building.
Ralph:No, I'm not.
Gene:Yes, you are!
Ralph:No, I'm not!
Gene:Yes, you are.
Ralph:All right, Gene. You know what? I'm going to win a medal. Oh, I am going to win a medal! The shiniest medal this place has ever seen! A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants! And good night! Thank you for the party.
Dan:Is he serious?
Gene:Oh, please! Where's a bad guy going to win a medal? Of course he's not serious.
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