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　　If you treat them nicely,he says you are in love with him;
        　　如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了。
        　　If you don't,he says you are proud.
        　　对他不好，他说你骄傲。
        　　If you dress nicely,he says you are trying to lure him;
        　　如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他。
        　　If you don't ,he says you are from Kampunc.
        　　如果不，他说你是乡下来的。
        　　If you argue with him,he says you are stubborn;
        　　如果你跟他理论，他说你固执。
        　　If you keep silent,he says you have no brains.
        　　如果你沉默，他说你没大脑!
        　　If you are smater than him,he will lose face;
        　　如果你比他聪明，他会感到丢脸。
        　　If he is smarter than you ,he is great,but you are fool.
        　　如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧，而你是傻瓜。
        　　If you don't love him,he tries to possess you;
        　　如果你不爱他，他想拥有你;
        　　If you love him,he will try to leave you.
        　　如果你爱他，他就想离开你。
        　　If you tell him your problem,he says you are troublesome;
        　　如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦。
        　　If don't ,he says that you don't trust him.
        　　如果不，他说你不信任他。