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How I Stole a Yale Chair
一把从耶鲁偷来的椅子
After 20 years, it’s time to come clean2). As I write these words, I’m
sitting on a chair stolen from Yale.
I didn’t steal it—at least not at first. The chair came with the apartment
that I rented as a second-year law student in the fall of 1990. Left by some
Yalie who lived there before me, it’s a sturdy3) piece, with a hardwood frame, a
dark leather (or leather-like) seat, and a firm back secured by twin rows of
brass tacks4).
The Law School dining hall had chairs that were similar enough to rouse my
suspicions. But when I ventured over to Commons5) for lunch one day, any doubt
was erased: I saw hundreds of exact replicas of “my” chair. It was definitely
stolen property.
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Being short of cash and needing a solid desk chair, I decided to use it
just for the year. And while the chair had seen better days6)—the wood was
scuffed7), the seat had started to peel and crinkle—I found it was perfectly
designed for long hours of study. It invited good posture when I was fresh and
was stable enough to handle slouching8) and crossed-leg hunching9) when I grew
tired. I liked the chair so much that I broke my silent pledge to bring it back
to campus at the end of the year. Instead, I took it with me to my new
apartment. When I leave New Haven, I thought to myself. That’s when I’ll return
it.
But by the time graduation rolled around in May 1992, I felt too attached
to the chair to let it go. After all, I’d largely earned my JD10) sitting on it.
So I loaded it into a small U-Haul and drove off to my new job in Washington,
D.C. I used the chair at my home desk in Washington for 14 years, and when I
moved to New York City in 2006, I again took it along.
The irony of all this hasn’t escaped me: I’m a Yale law graduate breaking
the law. At least, I think I’m breaking it. The truth is, I’m not really sure
what the law of Connecticut says about possession of stolen property (which
should only reinforce my alma mater11)’s reputation for teaching Big Ideas, not
black-letter12) rules). Of course, there’s the old chestnut13) that possession
is nine-tenths of the law14). But my gut15) tells me that this isn’t really my
chair.
So why have I kept it so long? Initially, I guess, the chair somehow
connected me to the things I missed about Yale—Friday afternoon football games
with my classmates, late nights at Yorkside Pizza, doughnuts at the Doodle16).
Over the years, though, my stolen chair has accreted17) much greater meaning,
and the truth is that today, parting with it would be very difficult. The chair
has literally supported me for my entire writing career—a career that began
during law school, when I realized I wasn’t a lawyer at heart18).
I was sitting on this chair while I wrote my first short story, my first
screenplay, and my first chapters of a novel; while I read my first rejection
letters; and, perhaps most important, while I struggled to finish my first book.
Fittingly, that book was, in large part, about Yale—the story of how my
classmates took the U.S. government to court to free innocent refugees held at
Guantánamo19) in the early 1990s. Part of my challenge was to recreate the
atmosphere of the Law School—and sitting every day on the same chair I’d used
back then surely must have helped me.
Today, my old Yale chair is in bad shape. The legs are splintered20) and
the varnish21) is wearing away. The seat upholstery22) is shredded, and I’ve
covered the loose spring coils with a couple of cloth napkins from IKEA. Friends
say it looks like something I retrieved from a dumpster23). But when I sit down
to work each day, I don’t see an object for the trash heap. I see an old friend,
a constant companion that has been with me through the ups and downs of what is
a terribly solitary profession.
As part of a recent Law School fund-raising campaign, I pledged an amount
that I thought would cover several new chairs. Even so, for the punishment to
fit the crime, I guess I should donate a few copies of each book I write to the
Yale library.
And maybe one day, many years from now, I could get the chair properly
fixed up, carve “Brandt Goldstein” in some hidden place, and drop it off in the
Law School library. It would be nice to have my name on a chair at Yale.
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发表于 2016-7-10 11:22:15