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剧情：如何区分嬉皮士和流浪汉？Club sandwich, burger.
Why the big smile, Han?
You going commando under those corduroys?
No, Max, I am happy today because
diner clientele has finally changed for the better.
Look, two parties of cool hipsters
are sitting at tables near wall.
You think those are six hipsters?
Okay, let's go over this one more time.
- Hipster or homeless pop quiz, ready? - Ready.
- Hipsters wear? - Skinny jeans.
- Homeless wear? - Dirty jeans.
Hipsters listen to? - Radiohead.
- Homeless listen to? - The voices in their head.
- Hipsters have? - Beard and a blog.
- Homeless have? - Beard and so much sadness.
I see sadness, there and there.
I'll handle this.
I told you before, I don't want you kind in here.
Take a trendy hike.
Better step it up. The Apple store closes at ten.
Max, why did you kick out the hipsters?
'Cause I could not be in the background
of another Instagram photo.总会三明治 汉堡包
憨 干嘛笑得这么开心
是在兴奋灯芯绒裤里没穿内裤吗
不 麦克斯 我开心是因为
用餐顾客的整体质素终于有了提高
瞧 靠墙桌子那边
坐着两帮嬉皮士潮人
你觉得那边坐着的是六个嬉皮士吗
好吧 咱们再考一遍
-如何区分嬉皮士和流浪汉 准备好了吗 -好了
-嬉皮士穿什么 -紧身牛仔裤
-流浪汉穿什么 -脏牛仔裤
-嬉皮士听什么 -收音机头的音乐
-流浪汉听什么 -自己头里的幻听
-嬉皮士有什么 -络腮胡和博客
-流浪汉有什么 -络腮胡和愁云惨雾
我看见愁云笼罩着他和他
我来搞定
我说过这家店不欢迎你们这种人
滚去追逐潮流吧
赶紧动身 苹果店十点就关门了
麦克斯 为什么你要把嬉皮士赶走
因为我不想再次成为
他们非主流自拍的人肉背景 |
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发表于 2016-8-2 13:42:43