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剧情：caroline拉max来应聘圣诞精灵
hints：
candy-cane-shape
Miracle on 34th Street
There is nothing Christmas-y about this hallway.
It looks like the place Santa sends promiscuous elves
to get the results of their S.T.D. test.
Okay, that's the kind of comment
that almost got us knocked out of the first round.
You're lucky I edited your application.
Why, what was so bad?
You requested to work in Santa's sex toy shop.
Max, that's not even a thing.
Tell that to my candy-cane-shaped vibrator.
Max!
I call it "Santa's big helper."
Please try and get into the holiday spirit.
I know. If we get hired,
we'll go right home and watch Miracle on 34th Street.
It'll be a miracle on 34th Street
if we make it out of the bottom of this slave ship
without elf scurvy.
Hi.
I couldn't help but overhear you mention Miracle on 34th Street.
That's my absolute favorite Christmas movie.
Mine too!
My second favorite is it's a wonderful life.
Mine too!
I've got Schindler's List on Blu-Ray.这个走廊一点圣诞气氛都没有
这里像是圣诞老人把滥交的精灵
送来拿她们性病检查结果的地方
够了 就是你这种言论
第一轮就害咱们差点被刷下去
还好有我帮你"美化"申请书
为什么 哪里有写得不好啊
你申请去圣诞老人的性爱玩具店工作
麦克斯 这根本不存在
这话跟我拐杖糖形状的电动棒说去
麦克斯
我称它为"圣诞老人的神来之手"
请努力有点节日精神好吗
我想到了 如果我们应聘成功
我们就马上回家看《34街奇迹》吧
如果我们能在这艘精灵运奴船上
成功下船而不染上精灵坏血病
那才是真正的奇迹呢
你好
我不小心听到你提到《34街奇迹》
那是我最最喜欢的圣诞电影
我也是
我第二部喜欢的是《生活多美好》
我也是
我有蓝光的《辛德勒的名单》 |
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发表于 2016-8-2 13:41:40