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剧情：max和caroline交代她和johnny接吻的事情Stop acting like I wanted it to happen.
I didn't want it to happen. I'm lucky we just kissed.
My pants kept saying, "Take me off!"
And I'm like, "No, pants."
I'm telling you, I almost couldn't help myself.
I don't understand.
I thought you said you were done with him.
What happened to your pattern?
Telling people I have a pattern is part of the pattern.
Then I just go and do whatever I want.
I knew it, I thought it, I should have said it--
girls cannot be friends with guys.
Yeah, well, you also knew he was coming in here
to tell me he broke up with his girlfriend.
So you can suck it.
Did he say he was going to break up with her?
We didn't get into it.
We weren't really using our mouths for talking.
What do you think's going to happen?
I don't know.
All I know is it's not going to happen at a public art show
in front of him and his beautiful, cool British girlfriend.
Max, you don't even have to see them.
We'll get there early, we'll drop off the cupcakes,
and be gone before any of the artists even show up.
Great. I'm going home tonight
after my ten-hour waitress shift,
to stay up all night and bake 100 cupcakes
for a guy I kissed who has a girlfriend.
Beep.
Ooh, what's that? My self-esteem just flatlined.别说得好像我很希望这事发生一样
我也不想这样 幸好我们只是接吻了
我的裤子一直在狂喊"快扒我"
我怒吼"不行 贱人"
告诉你 我当时差点把持不住
我不明白
我以为你说你已经对他没感觉了
你的套路扔到九霄云外了吗
告诉别人我的套路也是我套路的一部分
然后我就随心所欲想干嘛就干嘛
我早就知道 我早就猜到 我早就该把话说出口
男女之间就不可能有纯友谊
是啊 你还"知道"他来找我
是想告诉我 他跟他女朋友分手了呢
你省省吧
那他是要跟女朋友分手吗
我们没说到这个
我们的嘴巴当时很忙 好吗
那你觉得接下来会发生什么
我不知道
不会在一个公开的艺术展发生什么
也不会在他们一起时发生任何事
麦克斯 你根本不用见到他们
我们早早去那儿 把蛋糕放下
在艺术家们出现之前 就功成身退了
很好 姐连上十个小时班
晚上下班回家
还得通宵烤一百个小蛋糕
就为了一个背着女友和我接吻的男人
哔
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发表于 2016-8-2 13:32:09