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Two mayors made a bet on the outcome of the Vegetable Bowl, the annual
football game between their high school teams. If Arvada’s team lost, the mayor
of Arvada would send the mayor of Boulder ten pounds of sliced potatoes, ready
for frying. If Boulder’s team lost, the mayor would send ten pounds of sliced
tomatoes, ready for sandwiches or salads.
Unfortunately, before the game started, the mayor of Boulder overheard the
Arvada mayor tell someone: “They grow the worst tomatoes. If they lose and send
us their tomatoes, I’m going to give them all to my pig.” The mayor of Boulder
was upset to hear this, because he thought Boulder’s tomatoes were the best in
the state. So he gave the matter some thought.
The following week, the big game was played. Boulder lost its star
quarterback in the first half when he tripped over a cheerleader and sprained
his big toe. The quarterback glumly watched the rest of the game from the bench.
His team ended up losing, 38 to 12. The two mayors shook hands after the game,
and the Arvada mayor said, “I’m really looking forward to those tomatoes.” As
the Boulder team left the stadium, some unhappy fans threw ripe tomatoes at
them.
A week later, the mayor of Arvada received a package of beautifully sliced
tomatoes. He took them straight to his pig, which gobbled them right up. That
night the mayor of Boulder asked his wife if Arvada’s mayor had called. “No,”
she said. “Why?” “Because I mixed a pint of hot sauce into the tomatoes and I
wanted to know how his pig’s doing.” |
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