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Carrie和Stanford一拍即合，有结婚的意愿哦~
Hints: 无
God I love Sleeping Beauty! The music, the
sets, the costumes!
lt's so romantic!
1 .
I invited Stanford to the ballet. l knew he
was available.
Hey, Stanford, cute, huh?
I 've had it with the whole gay scene. lt's
so competitive.
2 .
Evidently Stanford, tired of bars and blind
dates, decided to place a personal ad.
He scheduled a rendezvous with the only
respondent on a cold, Sunday afternoon.
20 minutes and three false alarms later, Stanford
was ready to call it quits.
Stanford?
Yes.
Sorry, this is not gonna happen.
3 .
Even guys like me don't want guys like me.
l don't have that gay look.
I don't know, you look pretty gay to me.
Come on, maybe it's just a phase.
4 .
15 years of rejection is a lifestyle.
Sometimes l think l should just marry a
woman and get all the money.
What is there, a cash prize?
My grandmother gives everyone in the family
their inheritance when they get married.
She doesn't know you're gay?
She doesn't believe in gay.
Really? Big doesn't believe in marriage.
5 .
You really do want it all.
l don't know. Maybe nobody gets it all.
Though, you do have a point.
We're best friends, we make each other
laugh...
We both sleep with men!
You know, this is not a bad idea at all.
Well, actually, l was kidding.
l'm not, think about it.
Who else would keep you in expensive shoes
and encourage you to cheat?
Now you're talking!
Friday at the ballet with a man who shared
my passion for hot men in tights.
Saturday afternoon in bed with a man who
shared my passion for passion.
Maybe there was such a thing as having it
all.
You only like it because she gets to sleep for 100 years and she doesn't age.
You won't believe what happened to me last week.
It's so brutal out there.
Puberty is a phase.
Maybe you should propose to me and we'll all live happily ever after天啊，我好爱睡美人 它的音乐、场景、服装…
都浪漫极了
这是因为她睡了100年 却一点也不老
当晚我请史丹佛去看芭蕾舞剧 因为我知道他有空
史丹佛，他们很可爱对吧?
我真不想看到别的男同志，太竞争了 你绝不相信我上星期的遭遇
他显然厌倦了酒吧和盲目约会，才决定刊登广告
他和唯一回覆的人约好在寒冷的周日午后见面
20分钟内他表错了三次情，于是他便宣告放弃
史丹佛?
我是
抱歉，我们不可能有发展的
外面的世界太残酷了
连长相和我相当的都看不上我 我的样子根本不适合当同性恋
这倒不尽然 我就觉得你挺帅的
也许你只是时运不济
青春期是一个阶段
15年饱受拒绝会成为一种行为模式
我有时会想干脆娶个女人 拿了钱就算了
有人用钱奖励你结婚吗
没错，我奶奶会在每个子孙结婚后分他一份遗产
她不知道你是同性恋?
她不相信有同性恋
是吗?大人物也不相信婚姻
也许你应该向我求婚 我们就能快乐的过日子了
你还真是贪心
也许没有人能样样兼得吧
不过你说的有道理
我们是好朋友 又能逗彼此开心
我们都和男人睡觉
这个主意真的不赖
我是开玩笑的 -我可不是，你想想看
谁能供你买昂贵的皮鞋 又鼓励你欺骗他?
有道理
周五晚上我和一个男人分享 我的情欲和紧身裤的芭蕾舞者
周末下午却与一个男人 分享我的热情
也许世上真有样样兼得的好事 |
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发表于 2016-8-2 13:09:31