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Hey, where'd you disappear to last night?
After the party, I tried to ride some dude's Great Dane all the way to water tower and back.
It didn't go well.
Did you see that kooky chick that I was carring around on mu shoulders?
Yeah.
I left with her.
She convinced me to get a tattoo.
Oh, that is awesome.
I want one.
Oh!
Why does he think that's so funny?
All right, this is our job!
Jimmy, he's the boss, man.
You think I like it when he pushes me in the bushes when I'm taking a leak?
I don't.
The thorns hurt my wiener.
But this is the career path that we've chosen.
Hey, where you going?
I quit.
Come on!
You can't walk out mid-skim.
You have any idea how unprofessional that is?我说你昨天晚上干嘛去了？
派对结束之后我本来想带着那哥们的大丹去水塔那边溜达溜达来着
可是各种不顺溜
你昨天晚上看见我搭在肩膀上的那个怪妞了米有？
嗯哼
我俩昨天是一起走的
她说服我纹了个纹身
哇哦 真棒啊！
我也想走一个
妹的 他居然赶脚这样子好玩
这是我们的工作好不啦！
Jimmy 他是咱老大好咩？
你以为我嘘嘘的时候被他推进灌木丛里我开心咩？
当然不！！
荆棘扎坏了我的好伙伴。。。。（囧）
但这是我们选的工作哎╮(╯▽╰)╭
嘿 你干嘛去
我不干了！！
别啊 你不能半途而复吖~
你知不知道这样做是很不专业的表现吖！
By: 灌心饼干 |
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发表于 2016-8-2 11:34:53