【晨读美文四级篇】我真笨！（2/3）

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JimmyI was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good. They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side of the road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, "Tire goes flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "No. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."曾看过探索频道的这样一个动物表演秀。有个人发明了能经受住鲨鱼咬的套装。有唯一一种可以测试套装是否结实的方法。“吉米，你穿鲨鱼泳衣，看起来真不错……他们想让你跳进鲨鱼池，当鲨鱼咬你的时候告诉我们是否觉得疼痛。“嗯，好吧，但是记住我勇敢的品质。我不想失去它。”
上次我的轮胎瘪了，我把我的卡车推进马路边的加油站。服务员走出来，看着我的卡车，又看着我。我发誓当他说轮胎变平了的时候，我忍不住反驳：“没有。其他三只轮胎的气都是足的。”这是爱争辩的标志。