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Twitter在YouTube上发布了一段非常滑稽的招聘视频，并已吸引超40万点击量。这段视频别出心裁地以拙劣方式模仿了常见创业公司的招聘视频，包含了拙劣的效果、蹩脚的音乐、呆板的演讲、糟糕的表演及低劣的制作效果。
Hey Dick!
You got a second?
Yeah, come on in.
Do you remeber you've asked us to spend a lot of time and like, a lot of money to make a video that's gonna inspire people to work here?
No.
Well, we did and it's the low-budget but I think you're, I think you're gonna like what you see.
Ok, Lady Gaga, I'll call you back. Man, this is a sweet job. But working at Twitter isn't just a sweet job. It's a way of life. A way of life that's like a sweet job. Have I got your attention now? Walk with me and we'll learn more.
Oh, hey, Olivia from recruiting. Did people ever ask you why it's so much fun to work at Twitter?
Boy, Ian, they showed you. At Twitter, you get to work in small teams working on projects that affect hundreds of millions of users. Just ask one of our engineers.
Yeah, I know, it's, it's also I love working here because I...
Boy, I wish I didn't already work here so I could apply for a job. Do we have any open positions? Does Twitter have 140 characters? One, two, three, yes. Here are some examples.
Engineering manager, engineers who know about mobile, front-end engineers and back-end engineers, java specialists, hadoop reliability engineers. But it doesn't stop there. We are also hiring for non-engineering jobs, like sales, product management and design, and so much more.
Man, those sure are a lot of great jobs. what do you think, CEO Dick Costolo?
Thanks, Ian. In addition to jobs, we offer free gym memberships and cater breakfast, lunch and dinner, not to mention yoga, chair massages,acupuncture and beer. This really is a great place to work.
As an employee, you have tones of benefits, like your own computer, a bottle of wine and a T-shirt. And don't forget full healthcare, and great dental coverage. All of this at an international company that's helping to change the world. So what are you waiting for? Come work at Twitter! And join the flock today!
So?
It's great! I love it!
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发表于 2016-8-2 10:59:32