英语笑话：Biblical

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　　Biblical
        　　An exasperated salesman parked his car in a no-parking zone, and left this
note for the policemen, who he felt sure would spot it, “I’ve circled this block
twenty times. I have an appointment and must keep it or I will lose my job.
Forgive us our trespasses!”
        　　Upon returning, he found this note, “I’ve circles this block twenty years.
If I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into
temptation!”
        　　人人有本难念的经
        　　一名恼怒的推销员将汽车停在禁止停车区里，并给警察留下一张条子，他相信警察肯定会发现：“我在本区转了20圈了。我有个预约必须去，否则就得丢饭碗。请原谅我们的冒犯!”
        　　回来后，他发现了这样的条子：“我在本区转了20年了。如果我不给你罚单，我就得丢饭碗。请勿诱惑我们冒犯!”