英语小笑话

英语自学网

　　All-purpose Dissolvent (万能溶剂)
        　　A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of
all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve(溶解) all materials.” Edison asked a
question in reply : “ In that case, what container shall you hold it with?”
        　　一个后生找到爱迪生，说：“我准备研制一种万能溶剂，它能溶解一切物质。”爱迪生反问：“那你用什么来盛它呢?”
        　　Anxious (着急)
        　　The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night;
I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼，焦虑)!"
        　　An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to
say that you would be more anxious ."
        　　妻子对邻居说：“丈夫一晚上都没回家，也不知道他干什么去了 ，真叫我着急!”
        　　一个知情人说：“算了，你要知道他干什么去了，我敢说你会更着急。”