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1. Let's face it: You consider your cat to be your baby.1. 面对现实吧：你就是把猫当儿子养的。
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2. A baby you really, really hate sometimes.2. 有时候你会恨死这个儿子。
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3. Because even though they can look super cute and innocent…3. 因为虽然它们看起来萌萌的，一脸人畜无害的样子……
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4. …you're pretty sure they mock you when you're not looking.4. ……但你非常清楚它们会在你背后嘲笑你。
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5. You love when they let you dress them up…5. 你喜欢它们乖乖地让你给它们穿衣服……
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6. …but they're probably literally plotting your death.6. ……但是它们可能真的在想怎么把你弄死。
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7. You feel lucky and honoured that your cat has accepted you…7. 你的猫接受了你，你觉得这是你的荣幸……
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8. …until they fuck up your stuff and you ask yourself why you even got a cat in the first place.8. ……直到它们弄坏你的东西，你问自己一开始干嘛要养猫。
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9. Then you remember the important bonding moments you and your cat have had…9. 然后你想起你们之间有爱的时刻……
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10. …but you also remember all the times your cat got in the way of your good times.10. ……但是你还想起它不让你好好放松的时候。
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11. You're pretty sure a cat head peeking out from underneath blankets is the sweetest thing in the world…11. 你觉得猫在毯子底下探出头偷瞄你是天底下最萌的了……
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12. …but you wonder if your cat has any positive feelings toward you at all.12. ……但是你又怀疑它对你到底有没有好感。
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13. Sometimes, you look at your cat's face and are sure they could never do anything bad…13. 有时候你看着你家猫的脸，觉得它肯定不会干坏事……
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14. …and they usually prove you wrong soon after.14. ……然后它通常下一秒就打你脸。
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15. Still, there's nothing better than the bond you share with your cat.15. 不过没有什么能比得上你和你家猫之间的感情。
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16. So, even when they fuck up all your shit (and they will, sooner or later)…you just can't help but love that little asshole anyway.16. 所以呢，就算它闹翻天（迟早会的）……你还是会对这个小坏蛋宠爱得无法自拔。
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发表于 2016-7-27 23:52:39