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Those wondering exactly where they can find human breast milk soap, a live fox or a David 'Bickham' sex doll need look no further: China's answer to eBay stocks them all.那些好奇哪里可以买到人类母乳皂、一只活生生的狐狸，或是大卫“贝克汉姆”的仿真玩偶（请自行领会）再也不用找了！中国的eBay真是太！逆！天！了！
Taobao is a treasure-trove for those hunting for the unusual, eccentric or just plain worrying, boasting around 760million products for sale at any one time.淘宝是为那些淘寻不同寻常的、稀奇古怪的，或是为自己买的东西甚为担忧的人准备的，时时刻刻在这里都能找到7亿6000万商品——真是一个地下宝库的说！
The David Bickham sex doll is no doubt one of the more popular on offer on Tabao - although it has to be said, at 1.7 metres it is 13 centimetres shorter than its real-life inspiration.大卫·“比克汉姆”仿真玩偶（咳咳）毫无疑问是淘宝上的爆款。虽然据说这货有1.7米高，但比真人矮了13厘米。
All the same, at £52.10 the pink shirted Mr Bickham could certainly be seen as a bargain - and the suppliers know it.同时，52.1镑的粉T贝克汉姆先生完全是个便宜货——卖家心里跟明镜似的~
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Should one be in need of a boyfriend, Taobao has a few available to hire.你们急需男友嘛？淘宝还可以出租哒。
Boyfriends for hire are increasingly popular in China, with demand rising thanks to the phenomenon of the 'leftover woman': a phrase to describe any woman who reaches her late-20s single.租男友在中国现在超流行，因为“剩女”大行其道：剩女就是指那些快30了还没嫁出去的妹子。
Many fake boyfriends are used by women sick of parents nagging them about not having other halves, so they take home a pretend one to appease them.许多冒牌男友都是女性租了以后，回家应付父母催婚的，所以带假男友回家缓和一下父母的焦虑。
The fake boyfriend pictured below says he has a 'distinct look and a warm personality'. Services start at £54.30.假男友照片底下注释“相貌极佳，暖男一枚”。叫价54.3镑起。
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Fake girlfriends are also available on the website - although these ones are purely remote, like the WeChat Girlfriend.虚拟女友也可以网租——虽然这些人就远多了，就像微信女友一样。
WeChat is China's most popular smartphone messaging app, and for £2.06 a day the user will get at least 15 messages from their pretend princess.微信是中国最受欢迎的手机短讯息app，每天2.06英镑，用户就能没收到虚拟女友至少15条短信。
这些都远远不够劲爆，逆天还有各种——
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英媒：请问这些真的适合家养吗！！！还有这只蜘蛛确定不是染的吗！！！
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英媒：听说这本教你30天灵魂出窍的书才22便士，尼玛简直物超所值啊！！！
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英媒：成龙鼻子同款挤洗手液器~里面挤出的洗手液颜色可以自选……ill（额）……
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英媒：卧槽9.9镑买一瓶屁！还尼玛开瓶后持“臭”72小时逗我呢？！
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英媒：传说中的维密秀同款翅膀……传说中的卖家秀和买家秀……节操呢？！！！
英国网友纷纷好评如潮……已经等不及全球直邮了——
@Morris Chaoser
How is it that have I just found out about this site! There are many items on there that will complete my life!!
我特么才找到这个网站！！！上面可以买的东西让我整个人生都完整了啊啊啊啊！！！
@the speaking clock
Well this website is going to keep me entertained tonight.
呵呵这个网站能让我乐一整晚！
@Traycee
A fart in a bottle wtf lol!（还能买到）一瓶屁！！！什么鬼哈哈哈哈~
PS：I bought one of these and was highly disappointed. Smelled like eggs.追加：我买了一瓶，差评！闻起来像鸡蛋的说！！！ | 
发表于 2016-7-27 23:18:09