Look in the pocket
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down, looks in his pocket then orders another one.
He gulps that one down, looks in his pocket again, then orders another one.
He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks, "Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket. What's in your pocket?"
The man replies, "Oh... I have a picture of my wife in there. I drink until she looks good, then I go home."
发表于 2016-7-14 23:59:56