英语每日笑话：You are his father

英语自学网

　　You are his father
        　　This bloke (人，家伙)is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife
and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and
athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt(矮子).
        　　"Darling," the husband whispers, "Assure me that the youngest child really
is
        　　mine. I want to know the truth before I die. I'll forgive you if..."
        　　His wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest. Absolutely. No question.
I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
        　　The man then dies happy and the wife mutters under her breath, "Thank God
he
        　　didn't ask about the other three."