每日英语：You can't come in here without a tie

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　　You can't come in here without a tie
        　　A man was crawling across the desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, "Would you like to buy a tie?"
        　　"No,"said the man, 'I need water, do you have water?'
        　　'No,' said the Arab,' but I do have a wonderful selection of ties.' He rode off, and the unfortunate man continued crawling across the hot sand until he came to a beautiful Hotel.
        　　He crawled up the step, crying: 'Water! Water!'
        　　The Manager approached him and said, 'I'm sorry, sir, you can't come in here without a tie!'