1.You look like you are 18.
2.You like to eat chicken feet.
3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.
4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.
5.You sing karaoke.
6.Your house is covered with tile.
7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.
8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil.