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发表于 2016-7-14 23:24:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
  上帝也伤脑筋
          Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God, "God, our
Lord! That country may be small but they are very vicious! They refuse to obey
us or offer tributes to us every year. Would You please help us hit their
capital and kill them all tomorrow!" God didn't say anything. The next day, the
bigger country came back: "Why? Didn't we ask You in our prayers to help us
strike their capital and kill them all? Why did You send our missiles into the
sea. What do You mean by that?"
          God replied, "Well, I am sorry! But your rival country also prayed to me
for exactly the same thing!"
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