每日笑话：There've been thieves in my car

英语自学网

　　There've been thieves in my car
        　　A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his
car.
        　　"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!"
he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone
rang a second time "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the
back seat by mistake."