每日英语笑话：过早购物

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　　过早购物
        　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned
the prisoner.
        　　"What are you charged with?" he asked.
        　　"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
        　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this
shopping?"
        　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.