每日英语笑话：The biggest lie

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　　The biggest lie
        　　Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
        　　The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
        　　One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to
whoever tells the biggest lie."
        　　"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your
age I didn't even know what a lie was."
        　　The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.