英文笑话：第一次约会

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　　After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with
his blind date.
        　　Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so
he would have an excuse to leave.
        　　When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim
expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
        　　"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had
to!"