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A Peddler of Selling Earthen Basins (卖瓦盆的小贩)
A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked
:"Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are
all good." At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into
pieces with a crack(爆裂声) . Lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. He threw
the fragments(碎片,残片) without extra trouble into paddy(稻谷,稻田) field, but an
experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off(放过,不惩罚) easily:" How the
deuce (强式特指问句) can you throw them into my field? They’ll impede (妨碍)my growing
crops!" The peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly:"
Nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed
water ."
一个小贩在路边卖瓦盆,他一边敲一边唱:“瓦盆圆又圆,结实又好看,光听这声音,就知不一般。”敲着敲着,“啪啦”一声,把盆敲烂了。围观的人一阵哄笑。他顺手把碎片扔进了稻田里,谁知人群中一个老农不干了:“你怎么能往我地里扔?这不影响我种田吗?”
卖瓦盆的小贩连忙辩解:“不要紧,瓦片见水一会儿就粉了。”
Appointment of the Perfect Continuous (约会完成进行时)
A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the
young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(当然). Gee(表示惊奇,赞赏等), how are
you men all always asking(always和进行时连用表示强烈情绪) this question?"
一个小伙子问前来赴约的女孩:“你是第一次和男孩子约会吗?”“那当然了。咦,怎么你们男孩子都爱问这个问题呀?”
Attended One Thing And Lost Sight Of Another(顾此失彼)
Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his
girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion(后坐), who was
dainty(精制的,秀丽的) and cute (伶俐的,招人喜欢的)children program hostess. A devoted
(虔诚的,热心的) audience recognized him suddenly, saying "hello" passionately:" Hi,
you pick up your child back?"
新闻联播节目主持人王宁下班后骑摩托车回家,车子后面带着他的女友,娇小玲珑的少儿节目主持人刘纯燕。一位忠实的观众忽然认出了他,热情地打招呼:“嗨,把孩子接回来了?” |
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