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Automobile Fittings (汽车配件)
A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy
the auto accessories (配件,帮凶) in the neighborhood ?"
Mountaineer says:" Some people usually drive heroic car on the road .There
is a abrupt turn ahead not far from here, and a clough(峡谷，深谷) just below it,
where you can find all kinds of the auto accessories . You will spend no money
at all."
一个卡车司机向一山民打听：“请问，这附近哪儿能买到汽车配件?”
山民说：“这条路上经常有人开英雄车，前面不远处是个急转弯，急转弯的下面就是深谷，那深谷里什么样的汽车配件都有——根本用不着花钱。”
At Auction Fair (拍卖会上)
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.
The owner says:" Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200
dollars to remunerate (re`munerate与reward近意：酬劳，酬报 ) him or her." On hearing the
news ,another chap shouts out:" I reward 300 dollars."
拍卖会上，有人的包丢了，里面装有重要文件。物主说：“有谁拣到送还，我将拿出200美元以表酬谢。”话刚出口，就听有人喊：“我出300美元。”
An Exceptional Phenomenon (罕见)
4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled (攀爬，争抢) for toys. His mum told
him: “ You are older brother because you’re older than your (cousin) sister. You
should give ground to her. ” Begin thought a little but maintained(坚持) : “ My
sister must give ground to me when she grows older than I.” His uncle around
overheard and said : “Such a thing hardly occurs.”
四岁的贝京和小妹妹争玩具。妈妈对他说：“你大，你是哥哥，要让着小妹妹点儿。”
贝京想了想，坚持说：“等妹妹长得比我大了，她也得让着我。”姨夫在一旁听了说：“这种情况相当罕见。” |
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发表于 2016-7-9 23:37:56