双语阅读：A blind date 相亲

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　　After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with
his blind date.
        　　和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。
        　　Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so
he would have an excuse to leave.
        　　他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。
        　　When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim
expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
        　　当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”
        　　"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had
to!"
        　　“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”