实用英语：Women's English

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　　你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗?有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反……
        　　Yes = No.
        　　No = Yes.
        　　Maybe = No.
        　　I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
        　　We need = I want.
        　　It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
        　　Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
        　　We need to talk = I need to complain.
        　　Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
        　　I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
        　　You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
        　　You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
        　　Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
        　　This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
        　　I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.
        　　Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
        　　I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
        　　Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
        　　How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to
like.
        　　I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on
TV.
        　　Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
        　　You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
        　　Are you listening to me!? =　Too late, you're dead.
        　　Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he
goes to sleep.
        　　I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
        　　The same old thing = Nothing.
        　　Nothing = Everything.
        　　Everything = My PMS is acting up.
        　　Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.