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英语笑话:Biblical

  Biblical
          An exasperated salesman parked his car in a no-parking zone, and left this
note for the policemen, who he felt sure would spot it, “I’ve circled this block
twenty times. I have an appointment and must keep it or I will lose my job.
Forgive us our trespasses!”
          Upon returning, he found this note, “I’ve circles this block twenty years.
If I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into
temptation!”
          人人有本难念的经
          一名恼怒的推销员将汽车停在禁止停车区里,并给警察留下一张条子,他相信警察肯定会发现:“我在本区转了20圈了。我有个预约必须去,否则就得丢饭碗。请原谅我们的冒犯!”
          回来后,他发现了这样的条子:“我在本区转了20年了。如果我不给你罚单,我就得丢饭碗。请勿诱惑我们冒犯!”
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