英语每日笑话：You are his father
You are his fatherThis bloke (人，家伙)is lying on his deathbed, surrounded by his weeping wife
and his four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and
athletic, but the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt(矮子).
"Darling," the husband whispers, "Assure me that the youngest child really
is
mine. I want to know the truth before I die. I'll forgive you if..."
His wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest. Absolutely. No question.
I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
The man then dies happy and the wife mutters under her breath, "Thank God
he
didn't ask about the other three."
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