英语幽默小故事: Ice Fishing

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        A blond decides to go ice fishing one day. She takes her stool and her fishing pole onto the ice, and cuts a big hole. Then a voice says:
        "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
       
       
        一个金发外国人决定要去冰上钓鱼。她拿上她的工具和钓鱼竿去了冰上，并凿出了一个大洞。然后听见一个声音说：
        "冰～下～面～没～有～鱼！"
       
       
        Perplexed, the blond moves her stool 100 feet, sits down again and goes to work cutting another hole. Again, the voice said:
        "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
       
       
        这个外国人很疑惑，把她的工具挪动了100尺，再次坐下来，准备再凿一个洞的时候。再一次地，有个声音说：
        "冰～下～面～没～有～鱼！"
       
       
        Clearly flustered, she moves the stool to one last spot, sits down, and picks up her auger. Again, the voice boomed:
        "FOR THE LAST TIME, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE"
       
       
        姑娘有点慌了，她将工具挪到最后这个点上，坐下来，拿起了她的螺丝钻。再一次地，声音响起：
        “最～后～说～一～次！冰～下～面～没～有～鱼！”
       
        Finally, she can't take it. She cries out, "God, is that you?"
        她终于承受不住了，叫了出来，“是你吗？神？”
        "NO, I'M THE OWNER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK"
        “不，我是这个曲棍球冰场的主人。”