英语小笑话：冰箱里的小兔子

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        A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.一位女士打开冰箱门，发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上，就问它：“你在那里做什么？”
        The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对？”（Westinghouse，西屋电气公司）
        The lady confirmed, "Yes." 女士确认道：“没错。”
        "Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."兔子说：“那就对了，我就是要往西边去。”
       

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        Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病？
        Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.医生：当然咯，凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的。
       

        Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?兔宝宝：妈咪，我是从哪儿来的呢？
        Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你。
        Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.兔宝宝：噢妈咪，现在就告诉我吧，求您了。
        Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道，那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的。